- blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
- someone: looks like urine trouble
- tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
- tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
- tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
- tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
- tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
- tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
- tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.
me after 10 minutes : *crying*
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
this guy in front of me on the train was talking to his girlfriend on the phone and when he hung up I saw the contact was called “happiness” if that’s not cute idk what is
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
if you make fun of the kids that sit by themselves at lunchtime then i hope you know YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD